Ingredients:
(1) the best mom ever
(1) crazy, hilarious dad
(1) BEST FRIEND
(3) days of perfect weather
(1) fun, little college town
(2) hour ride to Kansas
(200) beautful black cow/calf pairs on wheat pasture
(1) sweet Angus family
(1, tiny) precious baby girl
In favorite old farm truck, add Mom and Dad. (Works best if they have worked all day.) Stir and allow to drive all night. After settling, wake them up early for a day of shopping and let soak in long, boring banquet. Allow minimal rest before waking back up. Mix in daughter and crazy best friend. Send to next state on show heifer shopping trip. Pour into section of wheat pasture and whip with gale force, Kansas wind. Add dust for texture. Pressure cook with high stake decision before basting with delicious meal, good company, cow talk, and precious baby girl. Pour back into truck before baking at 90 degrees without air conditioning. Let cool before enjoying.
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